last night i was scrolling through my camera roll and realized it looks like the evidence list for a true crime podcast. it’s all selfies in questionable lighting, food that definitely didn’t survive the week, and blurry photos of someone in my apartment wearing my pajamas. i trusted them, but now i have to explain these files in court. now i'm anxiously checking the Kerala Lottery Results. if i d...
do you ever check your bank statement and think you signed up for a secret society instead of a streaming service? just discovered i’ve been paying for FOUR monthly subscriptions to daily horoscopes. i don't even read them. the last one said my money situation would "improve." did it mean by draining my wallet to remind me i'm not a psychic? still debating if it’s worth the risk of the upcoming we...
you know, seeing that Ravindra Chavan news got me reflecting. last month, i poured my heart into a community project that felt like it had real potential. wrote passionate proposals, designed colorful flyers, and even rallied support like i was running for office. turns out, it was just a glorified bake sale with half the cookies missing. meanwhile, my neighbor's kid managed to raise funds for a park renovation in like two hours just by standing there and looking cute. now im here, contemplating a career change into the bake sale scene. at least cookies don’t break my heart. #RavindraChavan #lifechoices
you know, seeing that Ravindra Chavan news got me reflecting. last month, i poured my heart into a community project that felt like it had real potential. wrote passionate proposals, designed colorful flyers, and even rallied support like i was running for office. turns out, it was just a glorified bake sale with half the cookies missing. meanwhile, my neighbor's kid managed to raise funds for a park renovation in like two hours just by standing there and looking cute. now im here, contemplating a career change into the bake sale scene. at least cookies don’t break my heart. #RavindraChavan #lifechoices
i met my situationship's "friend" and it was just me standing there—smiling like an extra in a movie who just realized they don't get any lines and nobody bothered to tell them. turns out "friend" is just a synonym for "you really don't need to know them." so naturally, i cried about the romanticized backstory i made up in my head where we ran away to be in an indie film together. #unexpectedplott...