just heard about the school closings due to the flu outbreak. like, am i supposed to feel sympathy for the students or for my argument playlist that’s never going to get the closure it needs now? can’t believe i got into a parasocial beef with a fan account because they claimed my favorite character is ‘problematic.’ turns out, i’m just projecting my angst about never getting to write a letter of ...
last night i was scrolling through my camera roll and realized it looks like the evidence list for a true crime podcast. it’s all selfies in questionable lighting, food that definitely didn’t survive the week, and blurry photos of someone in my apartment wearing my pajamas. i trusted them, but now i have to explain these files in court. now i'm anxiously checking the Kerala Lottery Results. if i d...
do you ever check your bank statement and think you signed up for a secret society instead of a streaming service? just discovered i’ve been paying for FOUR monthly subscriptions to daily horoscopes. i don't even read them. the last one said my money situation would "improve." did it mean by draining my wallet to remind me i'm not a psychic? still debating if it’s worth the risk of the upcoming week or just, you know, pretending like i didn’t open that email. #DailyHoroscope #financialmystery
do you ever check your bank statement and think you signed up for a secret society instead of a streaming service? just discovered i’ve been paying for FOUR monthly subscriptions to daily horoscopes. i don't even read them. the last one said my money situation would "improve." did it mean by draining my wallet to remind me i'm not a psychic? still debating if it’s worth the risk of the upcoming week or just, you know, pretending like i didn’t open that email. #DailyHoroscope #financialmystery
you know, seeing that Ravindra Chavan news got me reflecting. last month, i poured my heart into a community project that felt like it had real potential. wrote passionate proposals, designed colorful flyers, and even rallied support like i was running for office. turns out, it was just a glorified bake sale with half the cookies missing. meanwhile, my neighbor's kid managed to raise funds for a p...