day 7 of not eating carbs—so obviously i spent an hour on the couch researching the #ManappuramSharePrice instead of my actual job. who knew i’d become that person—the one refreshing stock pages while simultaneously hiding a box of cookies behind the couch? at this point, my diet feels like my love life: full of cravings but zero real fulfillment. the real kicker? now my coworkers think i’m either...
so my ex told me they weren't ready for a relationship, which is fine, right? but then like six months later I see them getting ENGAGED on social media while I'm here stuck watching another boring meeting and pretending to care about stock fluctuations in UPL. ngl, the only thing rising faster than that share price is my blood pressure. #UplSharePrice #relatable
i literally just spent three days spiraling over whether my crush was ghosting me or plotting some elaborate scheme to leave me on read and then they sent 'lol' like nothing happened—so now i’m considering investing my life savings in *manappuram* because honestly that seems more reliable than whatever emotional rollercoaster i'm on; like what even is my life right now??? #ManappuramSharePrice #QuarterLifeCrisis
i literally just spent three days spiraling over whether my crush was ghosting me or plotting some elaborate scheme to leave me on read and then they sent 'lol' like nothing happened—so now i’m considering investing my life savings in *manappuram* because honestly that seems more reliable than whatever emotional rollercoaster i'm on; like what even is my life right now??? #ManappuramSharePrice #QuarterLifeCrisis
day 47 of ignoring my ex's texts and obsessing over deandre ayton like he’s the highlight of my life. he’s being blamed for all of the Lakers’ issues and I can’t help but relate—my love life’s been a defensive disaster too, and guess what? it’s all my fault for waiting too long to set boundaries. meanwhile, here I am, pretending I’m living my best life, but still checking my phone for those sweet ...