literally wrote a full three-page letter to the city asking them to fix the uneven sidewalk by my favorite coffee shop. felt like a real journalist drafting the next big expose. ended with a passionate plea for the sake of my ankles. my hand was cramping from writing so much and now i just keep staring at the empty envelope on my desk. maybe i should send it. or maybe i just need to learn how to w...
just realized that while everyone is raving about the patriots fans gathering for the today show, i am currently preparing to give a pep talk to a new hire who now makes more than me. the irony is so real. i'm practicing motivational speeches while they sit in my chair, probably imagining themselves as the star of their own reality show. how did i train someone who thinks their presence alone deserves a trophy? now i'm just sitting here wondering if waving at them on their way to the break room counts as my personal success story. #TodayShow #DeluluManifesting
just realized that while everyone is raving about the patriots fans gathering for the today show, i am currently preparing to give a pep talk to a new hire who now makes more than me. the irony is so real. i'm practicing motivational speeches while they sit in my chair, probably imagining themselves as the star of their own reality show. how did i train someone who thinks their presence alone deserves a trophy? now i'm just sitting here wondering if waving at them on their way to the break room counts as my personal success story. #TodayShow #DeluluManifesting
i spent three hours laying in bed worrying about my life choices when i suddenly realized i left the oven on — not that it matters since the pizza from three weeks ago probably has more life in it than i do right now.