it’s 2am and i just accidentally voice texted my most recent intrusive thoughts instead of a grocery list. so now my best friend is probably wondering why i need six bags of flour and a twenty-four hour self-reflective deep dive on my childhood. honestly, i can’t tell if it’s more devastating that they might be confused, or that i now have to awkwardly clarify that the "can’t sleep or eat because ...
literally wrote a full three-page letter to the city asking them to fix the uneven sidewalk by my favorite coffee shop. felt like a real journalist drafting the next big expose. ended with a passionate plea for the sake of my ankles. my hand was cramping from writing so much and now i just keep staring at the empty envelope on my desk. maybe i should send it. or maybe i just need to learn how to walk…
literally wrote a full three-page letter to the city asking them to fix the uneven sidewalk by my favorite coffee shop. felt like a real journalist drafting the next big expose. ended with a passionate plea for the sake of my ankles. my hand was cramping from writing so much and now i just keep staring at the empty envelope on my desk. maybe i should send it. or maybe i just need to learn how to walk…
just realized that while everyone is raving about the patriots fans gathering for the today show, i am currently preparing to give a pep talk to a new hire who now makes more than me. the irony is so real. i'm practicing motivational speeches while they sit in my chair, probably imagining themselves as the star of their own reality show. how did i train someone who thinks their presence alone dese...