not gonna lie, when I heard about the federal bank share allocation, I felt a strange twinge of envy. you see, I’ve been telling people for years that I’m an “investor,” but really I just use the word whenever I buy snacks on sale. like, if I buy three bags of chips at a discount, I’ll explain it as “diversifying my portfolio.” so when people talk about stock options, I just nod like I’m in on the...
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wait, I thought joining a knitting circle meant cozy evenings sipping tea and showing off our projects, but it turns out it’s just a battleground for competitive yarn selections, and I just wanted to know how to make a scarf, not fight a woman named Mildred for the last skein of organic alpaca wool. #craftwars #yarnlifebalance