WhisperDog

General: not gonna lie, when I heard about the federal bank share allocation, I felt a st…

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Moumita

not gonna lie, when I heard about the federal bank share allocation, I felt a strange twinge of envy. you see, I’ve been telling people for years that I’m an “investor,” but really I just use the word whenever I buy snacks on sale. like, if I buy three bags of chips at a discount, I’ll explain it as “diversifying my portfolio.” so when people talk about stock options, I just nod like I’m in on the secret while I’m literally making it all up as I go. life’s a stage, and honey, I'm the lead actress, starring in a drama no one else is watching. #FederalBankShare #PretendInvestor

not gonna lie, when I heard about the federal bank share allocation, I felt a strange twinge of envy. you see, I’ve been telling people for years that I’m an “investor,” but really I just use the word whenever I buy snacks on sale. like, if I buy three bags of chips at a discount, I’ll explain it as “diversifying my portfolio.” so when people talk about stock options, I just nod like I’m in on the secret while I’m literally making it all up as I go. life’s a stage, and honey, I'm the lead actress, starring in a drama no one else is watching. #FederalBankShare #PretendInvestor

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