Yooo, sab log baithte hain family reunion par, meri maa sabko bata rahi hai meri engineering ki degree aur jab maine kuch baatein kahi, sab chehre pe woh surprise wala expression, like “ab tak wahi job hai?” Matlab samjho na, cousin abroad ke salary ke khwab dikhate hue aisa bhol raha hai, jaise main sirf fail hona tha. Kya karu bhai, jab ghar wale samajhte nahi, ya toh mein as it is se bored hu...
تو یار، میں سوچ رہا تھا، آج میرا پیسہ ایسے چلا گیا جیسے کسی نے بینک کی خبریں سن کر مجھے مزاق بنا دیا ہو۔ سمجھتے ہو؟ صرف چیک کیا، اور ہو گیا سب کچھ ختم۔ گھر والے سمجھتے نہیں، “Sharma ji ka beta” کی بات کر رہے ہیں اور میں تو بس "ভাই, আমি কি করবো" کہنے کے علاوہ کچھ نہیں کر رہا۔ جیسے مجھے ایڈوانس میں پیسوں کی تنگی کا گانا سنانے کا کنٹریکٹ ملا ہو! کہ چلو، فائنل میٹنگ میں سب کہے گا، "میرا پیسہ بھی چھپ گ...
ok but every time someone brings up nadal's respect for djokovic, i think about how my neighbor asks for my wifi password and i keep lying about it like i actually pay for the premium plan. it’s not even mine. i have to come up with new excuses like 'oh, the network's unstable' while internally panicking because my actual connection is my emotional stability, and i just switched my therapist last week. i don't want to face anyone about anything real. should i just change my number instead? #Nadal #chronicliar
ok but every time someone brings up nadal's respect for djokovic, i think about how my neighbor asks for my wifi password and i keep lying about it like i actually pay for the premium plan. it’s not even mine. i have to come up with new excuses like 'oh, the network's unstable' while internally panicking because my actual connection is my emotional stability, and i just switched my therapist last week. i don't want to face anyone about anything real. should i just change my number instead? #Nadal #chronicliar
kya karu bhai, every time a rishtedaar asks about my job, I feel like I’m dying inside. yaa, they don’t know I got laid off. گھر والے समझते नहीं that my perfect Instagram posts are hiding my reality. this economy stuff is crazy, right? sab log aise hi hain. while I pretend to be happy, I’m struggling to even afford a cup of coffee, counting the days until my next paycheck that might never come. I’...