it's not that i’m broke. it's just that i strategically "forget" to look at my bank account. i tell people about my exciting weekend plans but really, i just sit at home staring at my pantry, plotting ways to make instant ramen taste like gourmet. my profile says "adventurous," but the most thrilling thing happening in my life is trying to explain why the air fryer has become my only kitchen compa...
literally just voice texted my grocery list and accidentally included "buy fish, so I can finally confront the guilt over my unrequited crush"—my mom is probably reading that while asking why I’m still single. like, if you think THAT is awkward, wait until I pull a seafood dinner out of my own melodrama.
Yooo, sab log baithte hain family reunion par, meri maa sabko bata rahi hai meri engineering ki degree aur jab maine kuch baatein kahi, sab chehre pe woh surprise wala expression, like “ab tak wahi job hai?” Matlab samjho na, cousin abroad ke salary ke khwab dikhate hue aisa bhol raha hai, jaise main sirf fail hona tha. Kya karu bhai, jab ghar wale samajhte nahi, ya toh mein as it is se bored hun, ya mere financial stress se stress ho raha hai. Hamesha us pressure se nikal nahi pata, kyunki ghar wale to expect karte hain main toh star banoonga yaar, like Babar Azam on the field, but I'm just stuck hoping not to strike out in life. Sabko nahi pata, matlab kitna lonely lagta hai. हर कोई जैसे एक टीम है, और मैं बेवजह बैंच पर। Jo results chahiye hain woh kabhi nahi milte. Par koi samajhta n...
Yooo, sab log baithte hain family reunion par, meri maa sabko bata rahi hai meri engineering ki degree aur jab maine kuch baatein kahi, sab chehre pe woh surprise wala expression, like “ab tak wahi job hai?” Matlab samjho na, cousin abroad ke salary ke khwab dikhate hue aisa bhol raha hai, jaise main sirf fail hona tha. Kya karu bhai, jab ghar wale samajhte nahi, ya toh mein as it is se bored hun, ya mere financial stress se stress ho raha hai. Hamesha us pressure se nikal nahi pata, kyunki ghar wale to expect karte hain main toh star banoonga yaar, like Babar Azam on the field, but I'm just stuck hoping not to strike out in life. Sabko nahi pata, matlab kitna lonely lagta hai. हर कोई जैसे एक टीम है, और मैं बेवजह बैंच पर। Jo results chahiye hain woh kabhi nahi milte. Par koi samajhta n...
تو یار، میں سوچ رہا تھا، آج میرا پیسہ ایسے چلا گیا جیسے کسی نے بینک کی خبریں سن کر مجھے مزاق بنا دیا ہو۔ سمجھتے ہو؟ صرف چیک کیا، اور ہو گیا سب کچھ ختم۔ گھر والے سمجھتے نہیں، “Sharma ji ka beta” کی بات کر رہے ہیں اور میں تو بس "ভাই, আমি কি করবো" کہنے کے علاوہ کچھ نہیں کر رہا۔ جیسے مجھے ایڈوانس میں پیسوں کی تنگی کا گانا سنانے کا کنٹریکٹ ملا ہو! کہ چلو، فائنل میٹنگ میں سب کہے گا، "میرا پیسہ بھی چھپ گ...