not gonna lie, I spent the last two years obsessively designing a video game based on a world where mr bean and mia khalifa team up to save the universe from existential dread. the kicker? I borrowed my sibling's money 'temporarily' for a gaming laptop to make it happen, and now I'm pretty sure they think I spent it on something totally normal, like avocado toast. every time I see them I panic, th...
day 14 of secretly stalking the new hire—who somehow gets paid more than me—after i personally trained them. watched them flex their ‘impressing the boss’ skills while i struggle to convince my houseplants not to die on me. guess i’ll just have to meet with federer for life advice because at this point, luciano darderi could train me better than my boss. #LucianoDarderi #relatable
last night, my best friend told someone my secret about the quantum physics assignment I never understood. apparently, they think i’m smart enough to know what a qubit is. news flash: i barely know what a coffee pot does. now, i'm wondering if the CDS can launch a rescue mission to save my reputation. #CdsOfIndia #SorryFurniture
last night, my best friend told someone my secret about the quantum physics assignment I never understood. apparently, they think i’m smart enough to know what a qubit is. news flash: i barely know what a coffee pot does. now, i'm wondering if the CDS can launch a rescue mission to save my reputation. #CdsOfIndia #SorryFurniture
if you are in a tough spot right now, know that you are not alone in this struggle. many have walked similar paths and found their way to brighter days. take things one moment at a time, and trust that this season will eventually pass. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone