not gonna lie, i just wrote a ten-minute acceptance speech for a fictional award for “best emotional support rock.” now i can’t look at real rocks without imagining how they'd thank me. the thought of getting out of this existential hole feels like winning, right? #totallynormal #awardsforrocks
the way my situationship casually introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ made me feel like i just missed a very important match, except my heart is the one getting knocked out. i'm over here rehearsing what could have been an epic storyline, and instead i’m stuck writing sad poetry on a napkin while everyone talks about the BBL 2026 playoffs. I know one of those teams is going to the finals, but a...
it's not that i care about celebrities' marriages, it's just that i literally made eye contact with someone yesterday and started planning our wedding. i was contemplating whether to have a big cake or an intimate elopement when i saw the news about mandy takhar's divorce. honestly, i felt my future dissolve like cheap frosting. what if we’re meant to be, but i never even asked for their name? i just keep imagining the moment i drop the bouquet right as we say 'i do.' #MandyTakhar #weddingplanningnightmare
it's not that i care about celebrities' marriages, it's just that i literally made eye contact with someone yesterday and started planning our wedding. i was contemplating whether to have a big cake or an intimate elopement when i saw the news about mandy takhar's divorce. honestly, i felt my future dissolve like cheap frosting. what if we’re meant to be, but i never even asked for their name? i just keep imagining the moment i drop the bouquet right as we say 'i do.' #MandyTakhar #weddingplanningnightmare
yooo, just had to explain my social media history to my family after they stumbled on my profile. it went something like "uhh, those memes are just… a phase," while inside, my soul was leaving my body because they found my emotional breakdowns about not passing the rssb exam. they said “do you want to talk about it?” and I panicked like “who even remembers who scored the highest anyway?!” like, ho...