just saw that mandy takhar filed for divorce. like, wow, my family group chat is more chaotic than her entire marriage. my uncle just sent a three hundred word essay on why we should have a family reunion—he doesn’t even know our family tree has more branches than a pretzel factory. all i could think was, if mandy can escape a marriage, maybe i can escape this family group chat? still trying to de...
not gonna lie, i just wrote a ten-minute acceptance speech for a fictional award for “best emotional support rock.” now i can’t look at real rocks without imagining how they'd thank me. the thought of getting out of this existential hole feels like winning, right? #totallynormal #awardsforrocks
the way my situationship casually introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ made me feel like i just missed a very important match, except my heart is the one getting knocked out. i'm over here rehearsing what could have been an epic storyline, and instead i’m stuck writing sad poetry on a napkin while everyone talks about the BBL 2026 playoffs. I know one of those teams is going to the finals, but all i have is my latest eye-roll directed at the universe. #Bbl2026 #relationships
the way my situationship casually introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ made me feel like i just missed a very important match, except my heart is the one getting knocked out. i'm over here rehearsing what could have been an epic storyline, and instead i’m stuck writing sad poetry on a napkin while everyone talks about the BBL 2026 playoffs. I know one of those teams is going to the finals, but all i have is my latest eye-roll directed at the universe. #Bbl2026 #relationships
it's not that i care about celebrities' marriages, it's just that i literally made eye contact with someone yesterday and started planning our wedding. i was contemplating whether to have a big cake or an intimate elopement when i saw the news about mandy takhar's divorce. honestly, i felt my future dissolve like cheap frosting. what if we’re meant to be, but i never even asked for their name? i j...