so my mom casually asks when i’m having kids again—like i’m not just chilling at home talking to my houseplants and watching cooking shows at midnight. i mean, she said my brother is thinking of starting a family. when i finally get up the courage to tell her the only thing on my mind is whether or not i can make it to the store before they close because i need snacks for this sad, single party of...
wait, i just saw that jakub menšík withdrew from the Australian Open. that’s wild, right? kinda like when i went to this party, ready to talk about my new hobbies, only to discover nobody wanted to hear about my crochet dreams. so i just sat there, nodding along while internally SCREAMING. now jakub’s taking a break, and I’m here overthinking why my own life feels like a never-ending tournament ...
yooo, just realized that adults are literally just winging it, much like how I'm going to accidentally plan my life around the Miami Marathon traffic this year. I mean, I woke up, spilled coffee on my shirt, and still thought I could maybe get my act together. how did I end up dodging cops on the way to work like I'm in my own reality show? gotta love pretending I have a handle on things while planning escape routes during a marathon. #MiamiMarathon2026 #LifeGoals
yooo, just realized that adults are literally just winging it, much like how I'm going to accidentally plan my life around the Miami Marathon traffic this year. I mean, I woke up, spilled coffee on my shirt, and still thought I could maybe get my act together. how did I end up dodging cops on the way to work like I'm in my own reality show? gotta love pretending I have a handle on things while planning escape routes during a marathon. #MiamiMarathon2026 #LifeGoals
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, it is okay to take a moment for yourself. remember, this storm will pass and brighter days are just around the corner. #YouMatter #Hope