it's not that i am jealous of my exes getting married. it's just that every time i see one post a wedding picture, i’m over here trying to figure out if adding masala to my instant noodles counts as "cooking." like, the only ring i have is the one that glows from my phone. ya know, sometimes i think about how the only partnership i'm excelling at is with my takeout. #IndiaVsSouthAfrica #Relatable...
yooo, so I just realized I haven't had a real conversation with anyone in weeks. it's like I crossed oceans for this life, but I'm stuck talking to my plants. matlab, I'm cheering for India in the match against South Africa while my heart's just sitting here like a potato. missed connections, bhai. where's the passion in everyday life? instead, it's me yelling at the TV, hoping for sixes while sec...
last night, i realized my side hustle now pays for my main job's endless supply of coffee and stress-induced migraine pills. the irony? my actual job, where i clock in to pretend i care about the corporate vision, is like a bad sitcom with zero laughs. i sit in meetings nodding, while secretly rooting for my side gig to just take over completely. sometimes, i daydream about quitting my day job, dramatically tossing my laptop out the window, just to hear the echo of my own laughter as the pixels scatter like my ambition.
last night, i realized my side hustle now pays for my main job's endless supply of coffee and stress-induced migraine pills. the irony? my actual job, where i clock in to pretend i care about the corporate vision, is like a bad sitcom with zero laughs. i sit in meetings nodding, while secretly rooting for my side gig to just take over completely. sometimes, i daydream about quitting my day job, dramatically tossing my laptop out the window, just to hear the echo of my own laughter as the pixels scatter like my ambition.
it’s three in the morning and i’m lying here calculating how long it would take me to save for a vacation—by the time i hit the month with the most optimistic estimates, the mavericks will have gone through their entire roster just trying to keep up with the celtics. so i scroll through flight prices and instead of excitement, all i feel is this empty pit in my stomach, like there’s no escape from...