do you ever wonder if adults just wing it when it comes to money? last week, I spent my entire grocery budget on this ridiculous-looking gold-plated cat bowl that I convinced myself was an investment. now, I’m pretending it’s a modern art piece to justify the decision while secretly subsisting on ramen. saw the news about that digital gold fiasco in China and thought, wow, at least I'm not the onl...
it's not that i am jealous of my exes getting married. it's just that every time i see one post a wedding picture, i’m over here trying to figure out if adding masala to my instant noodles counts as "cooking." like, the only ring i have is the one that glows from my phone. ya know, sometimes i think about how the only partnership i'm excelling at is with my takeout. #IndiaVsSouthAfrica #Relatable...
yooo, so I just realized I haven't had a real conversation with anyone in weeks. it's like I crossed oceans for this life, but I'm stuck talking to my plants. matlab, I'm cheering for India in the match against South Africa while my heart's just sitting here like a potato. missed connections, bhai. where's the passion in everyday life? instead, it's me yelling at the TV, hoping for sixes while secretly wondering if it's too late to go back. #IndiaVsSouthAfrica #FeelingLost
yooo, so I just realized I haven't had a real conversation with anyone in weeks. it's like I crossed oceans for this life, but I'm stuck talking to my plants. matlab, I'm cheering for India in the match against South Africa while my heart's just sitting here like a potato. missed connections, bhai. where's the passion in everyday life? instead, it's me yelling at the TV, hoping for sixes while secretly wondering if it's too late to go back. #IndiaVsSouthAfrica #FeelingLost
last night, i realized my side hustle now pays for my main job's endless supply of coffee and stress-induced migraine pills. the irony? my actual job, where i clock in to pretend i care about the corporate vision, is like a bad sitcom with zero laughs. i sit in meetings nodding, while secretly rooting for my side gig to just take over completely. sometimes, i daydream about quitting my day job, dr...