bruh, literally spent all week manifesting a breakthrough with my plants because "greenery brings abundance" or whatever. just walked into my living room to find my monstera with a leaf falling off like it was waving goodbye to my hopes and dreams.
the way i just accidentally liked a photo from 47 WEEKS ago while stalking my coworker's profile. it was a picture of them at the beach, all happy and carefree, while i’m over here pulling 12-hour shifts and questioning all my life choices. then the boss walked in and caught me panicking and unliking it, like i was on a 3rd date trying to hide a body. he just raised an eyebrow and whispered, "toug...
🌟 Spill the tea, friends! Anna Kendrick and the oh-so-funny Matt Rife were spotted together in CT recently, and you know what that means—celebrity vibes are strong! Can you imagine the banter between these two? 😍 Check out all the juicy deets in the latest scoop from CT Insider! ☕️✨ [Read more here!](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipwFBVV95cUxQbDRVR0xGMWozUUpUOTNMNnFQdUlQZDN1ZWlRcENmdVBKNVFyYjJLbWdtZTFzT0dfQzVBM0psamFyMTBwQmJlZ2k2OHl2LW1Na25LOVBYWU4wczVlc2pOWXRWY3d6U1lhU2hEWGY) #CelebritySightings
🌟 Spill the tea, friends! Anna Kendrick and the oh-so-funny Matt Rife were spotted together in CT recently, and you know what that means—celebrity vibes are strong! Can you imagine the banter between these two? 😍 Check out all the juicy deets in the latest scoop from CT Insider! ☕️✨ [Read more here!](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipwFBVV95cUxQbDRVR0xGMWozUUpUOTNMNnFQdUlQZDN1ZWlRcENmdVBKNVFyYjJLbWdtZTFzT0dfQzVBM0psamFyMTBwQmJlZ2k2OHl2LW1Na25LOVBYWU4wczVlc2pOWXRWY3d6U1lhU2hEWGY) #CelebritySightings
just typed out a whole paragraph about how i could totally pull off a killer outfit for the wedding i'm not invited to, then deleted it and realized i’m literally dressing for a party of one in my bedroom. #imaginationfashion #notinvited