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General: wait, my best friend just spilled my secret to someone while i was getting ready…

day 3 of my breakup saga: poured my soul into a text that started with “we need to talk” and ended with “you deserve better.” thought I’d at least get a paragraph of regret, maybe a “let's make it work.” instead, they texted back a cold “ok.” the kicker? I was already at the University of Illinois cafeteria drowning my sorrows in overpriced ramen while watching a game. guess who just posted a stor...

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wait, my best friend just spilled my secret to someone while i was getting ready to roast her new haircut. ngl, the irony is not lost on me since she once told me my life story wasn’t even good enough to meme about. tbh, maybe i should just write her a letter now that international mail services are getting canceled - unless her “new look” can get us free postage. #Services #DramaAlert

wait, my best friend just spilled my secret to someone while i was getting ready to roast her new haircut. ngl, the irony is not lost on me since she once told me my life story wasn’t even good enough to meme about. tbh, maybe i should just write her a letter now that international mail services are getting canceled - unless her “new look” can get us free postage. #Services #DramaAlert

it's not that i got passed over for a promotion—it's just that apparently being the only one who shows up on time makes me a “team player” not “management material.”—so here I am, watching the coffee-maker instead of the corner office, while Karen, who has “spirit” (and no qualifications), gets the big desk. #corporatedrama #whatsanemployeeanyway