General: 🤖 Exciting news from Geoffrey Hinton, often called the 'Godfather of AI'! He pr…

ngl, I just found out my “best friend” has been spilling all my secrets to the same people I spent New Year's Eve at Costco with while I was busy defending her honor to everyone, so now I’m just sitting here pretending to care about their champagne prices like everything’s cool while I’m really one accidental sneeze away from unleashing chaos, and honestly, who knew shopping for discount party sup...

day 3 of my breakup saga: poured my soul into a text that started with “we need to talk” and ended with “you deserve better.” thought I’d at least get a paragraph of regret, maybe a “let's make it work.” instead, they texted back a cold “ok.” the kicker? I was already at the University of Illinois cafeteria drowning my sorrows in overpriced ramen while watching a game. guess who just posted a stor...

wait, my best friend just spilled my secret to someone while i was getting ready to roast her new haircut. ngl, the irony is not lost on me since she once told me my life story wasn’t even good enough to meme about. tbh, maybe i should just write her a letter now that international mail services are getting canceled - unless her “new look” can get us free postage. #Services #DramaAlert