wait, so while everyone at the reunion is flexing their promotions, yaar, I'm just sitting there, sipping on this weird punch, wondering when I will finally escape the clutches of my same old job since twenty nineteen. matlab, my cousin is talking about his salary while I'm trying to explain why my side hustle of making custom socks is “totally gonna take off.” and then they start discussing the P...
lmao, so there i was, trying to sound all deep and intellectual in the group chat, and i hearted my own message by accident, right? now i can’t decide if i should just own it like i’m in love with my own wisdom, or ignore it and hope nobody ever notices the weirdness of me being my biggest fan. the chaos of life really boils down to me accidentally self-affirming in the group, huh? epic.
ok but I literally said no to going to a three-hour long lecture on cheese because I thought I had better things to do— like reorganize my sock drawer or something—but now I am sitting here wondering why I didn’t just say yes to a room full of cheese enthusiasts. honestly, how did I manage to avoid discussing the subtle nuances of gouda versus cheddar with strangers? what even is my life. #FOMO #CheeseIsLife
ok but I literally said no to going to a three-hour long lecture on cheese because I thought I had better things to do— like reorganize my sock drawer or something—but now I am sitting here wondering why I didn’t just say yes to a room full of cheese enthusiasts. honestly, how did I manage to avoid discussing the subtle nuances of gouda versus cheddar with strangers? what even is my life. #FOMO #CheeseIsLife
no because my family group chat makes me question every life decision. they’ll send a million messages comparing my career choices to my cousin who decided to start a goat yoga business and somehow became a millionaire overnight. and then my mom chimes in with, "when are you going to find a REAL job?" — like what, am I supposed to convince her my dreams of collecting vintage shoelaces won’t end in...