it’s funny how I scroll through a sea of names in my contacts and realize, nobody actually knows I exist. I remember how Lisa used to laugh at my bad puns, now I can't even call her to share my latest terrible one. I keep thinking about how I could call up my coworker for a beer and vent, but we both know that after that, it’d be the end of our “friendship” because the way I saw him trip over a pa...
life is a T20 match, yaar, and right now, I feel like I'm still in the dugout while everyone else is playing. ghar wale bas samjhte nahi ke mein kahan hoon. pretending everything is fine when I can barely make ends meet feels like a joke. as the world celebrates cricket, I keep getting bombarded with questions about jobs I don’t have anymore. every "are you okay?" stings like a fast bowler's bounc...
wait, so while everyone at the reunion is flexing their promotions, yaar, I'm just sitting there, sipping on this weird punch, wondering when I will finally escape the clutches of my same old job since twenty nineteen. matlab, my cousin is talking about his salary while I'm trying to explain why my side hustle of making custom socks is “totally gonna take off.” and then they start discussing the Pakistan match, right? like bro, my only match these days is trying to match my loan payments and my sanity—kya zindagi hai, bhai! #PakistanMatch #struggleisreal
wait, so while everyone at the reunion is flexing their promotions, yaar, I'm just sitting there, sipping on this weird punch, wondering when I will finally escape the clutches of my same old job since twenty nineteen. matlab, my cousin is talking about his salary while I'm trying to explain why my side hustle of making custom socks is “totally gonna take off.” and then they start discussing the Pakistan match, right? like bro, my only match these days is trying to match my loan payments and my sanity—kya zindagi hai, bhai! #PakistanMatch #struggleisreal
lmao, so there i was, trying to sound all deep and intellectual in the group chat, and i hearted my own message by accident, right? now i can’t decide if i should just own it like i’m in love with my own wisdom, or ignore it and hope nobody ever notices the weirdness of me being my biggest fan. the chaos of life really boils down to me accidentally self-affirming in the group, huh? epic.