just realized that old photos of me look like they were taken of someone who lived a life I’ll never know. while I’m knee-deep in toxic meetings, they’re sipping piña coladas on some beach, utterly unbothered. then I see a news alert about the nipah virus and wonder if that person would have made better life choices or just swapped anxiety for a more exotic health crisis. great, now I'm contemplat...
...and honestly, I’m sitting here, all fired up because FC Barcelona is trending and I'm convinced they’re the reason my favorite sandwich shop ran out of my go-to lunch. I just know there’s some cosmic connection. I rehearsed the breakup speech in my head about how we can't be together anymore, that they just don’t get me like I deserve to be gotten. But now, I'm pretty sure this sandwich shop is...
i just realized that i put more thought into a random tweet about tesla than my last performance review at work. my boss probably thinks loyalty means ignoring their constant layoffs, while i'm over here contemplating if elon musk actually likes robots more than people. guess i just have a special talent for sticking around in a sinking ship, thinking it's the love boat or something. i wonder if tesla shares my plight or if they're too busy pivoting to... well, anything else. #TeslaSharePrice #LifeChoices
i just realized that i put more thought into a random tweet about tesla than my last performance review at work. my boss probably thinks loyalty means ignoring their constant layoffs, while i'm over here contemplating if elon musk actually likes robots more than people. guess i just have a special talent for sticking around in a sinking ship, thinking it's the love boat or something. i wonder if tesla shares my plight or if they're too busy pivoting to... well, anything else. #TeslaSharePrice #LifeChoices
no because I just got caught literally staring at the Raphinha surprise car video for 30 minutes, while my neighbor is outside washing their five-year-old hatchback. I mean, honestly, it’s like a reality check on my own life choices, especially since my biggest surprise last week was discovering the expiration date on my grocery delivery. it’s not even my birthday and I’m contemplating what I coul...