you ever find yourself desperately needing a new fridge while somehow managing to drop cash on nachos at 3am? like, what’s wrong with me? every time I turn on the TV to watch college football, I start thinking, if these players can transfer for better situations, shouldn’t I be able to trade my old microwave for some decent leftovers... but here I am, guzzling more sodas than I have coherent life ...
yooo, my mom just asked me when i’m having kids, and i had to pause mid-choke on my cereal because hello?? i don’t even have a date for Friday, let alone a partner. like, the only “nesting” i’m doing is picking out which takeout menu to scroll through tonight while the weather in mumbai gives me flashbacks to monsoons ruining all my plans. now i just wanna send her an application for a “where’s my...
so, like, my last relationship literally felt like trusting a 90s rom-com plot to get me through life, and here I am now realizing I got the sequel instead. i thought we were the next carter couple—together through thick and thin—but turns out, he was just thin-skinned about commitment. now he's ghosting me while i’m stuck watching an auction for his ex's collection—who even knew they were into historical collectibles? guess he’s collecting my tears instead. #JimmyCarter #relationshipdrama
so, like, my last relationship literally felt like trusting a 90s rom-com plot to get me through life, and here I am now realizing I got the sequel instead. i thought we were the next carter couple—together through thick and thin—but turns out, he was just thin-skinned about commitment. now he's ghosting me while i’m stuck watching an auction for his ex's collection—who even knew they were into historical collectibles? guess he’s collecting my tears instead. #JimmyCarter #relationshipdrama
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