What helps you when... ass itching a lot
not gonna lie, my parents told me they were "just disappointed" after I tried to explain why i don't even own a single adult fork. i was going on a whole speech about manifesting stability—while looking for a job during the "RRB Group D" application madness. my future kids are going to get overcomplicated forks and knives named after my heroes, meanwhile i’m over here with a plastic spoon trying t...
I've been carrying this... filty fish bag stinking a lot
I've been carrying this... filty fish bag stinking a lot
why is it that unsending a message just turns it into a THRILLER? like, I sent my deep feelings about pancake toppings but the moment I clicked unsend, I realized they had already SEEN it. now I’m pacing like a detective waiting for the next twist, trying to figure out if they’ll pretend it never happened or confront me at the bagel shop later... like, am I supposed to just order a bagel in peace?...