walked into a meeting and someone casually mentioned mitchell marsh's name. my mind immediately flashed back to the time i googled "mitchell marsh girlfriend" while my boss stood right next to me. we exchanged nervous glances as if we both saw the search history and decided to act like we were discussing market trends. i wont let them find out that i care more about his love life than my work life...
i just realized that i’ve written a full thank you speech for the 77th republic day award i will NEVER win. practicing it in the shower has become my new guilty pleasure, and let me tell you, my shampoo bottle has no clue how much gratitude it deserves. now my friends are starting to look concerned as i secretly award myself for everything from surviving the week to finding matching socks. #77thRepublicDay2026 #unexpectedmonologues
i just realized that i’ve written a full thank you speech for the 77th republic day award i will NEVER win. practicing it in the shower has become my new guilty pleasure, and let me tell you, my shampoo bottle has no clue how much gratitude it deserves. now my friends are starting to look concerned as i secretly award myself for everything from surviving the week to finding matching socks. #77thRepublicDay2026 #unexpectedmonologues
it's 11pm and i'm scrolling through pictures of my high school crush who just got engaged, after telling me they weren’t ready for a relationship. i always knew they would pull a “surprise” life decision. last time we talked, we argued about whether the Raleigh weather could hold up for a picnic. i went to the same spot alone yesterday. at least the squirrels seemed to appreciate my broken heart....