not gonna lie, I just bought a decorative spoon rest because it was “literally on sale.” like, who needs a spoon rest? definitely not the one who microwaves everything. but honestly, I just picture myself hosting extravagant dinner parties where people comment on my spoon rest like it's the crown jewel of my nonexistent kitchen.
it's not that I have a shrine to scented candles and motivational quotes in my bedroom. it’s just that... they really speak to me, you know? I never thought my family would find my secret collection, complete with an ominous note that says, "this is the path to enlightenment." now I have to explain why my life choices resemble the lost scripts of a wellness cult... and I can barely convince myself...
walked into a meeting and someone casually mentioned mitchell marsh's name. my mind immediately flashed back to the time i googled "mitchell marsh girlfriend" while my boss stood right next to me. we exchanged nervous glances as if we both saw the search history and decided to act like we were discussing market trends. i wont let them find out that i care more about his love life than my work life. #MitchellMarsh #oops
walked into a meeting and someone casually mentioned mitchell marsh's name. my mind immediately flashed back to the time i googled "mitchell marsh girlfriend" while my boss stood right next to me. we exchanged nervous glances as if we both saw the search history and decided to act like we were discussing market trends. i wont let them find out that i care more about his love life than my work life. #MitchellMarsh #oops