yooo, remember when i thought thirty was old? fast forward, and i’m panicking over the fact that my plant collection has more stability than my life right now. every time i walk past my succulents, i ask them if they want to do an adulting workshop. they don’t respond, which is making me question my social skills and life choices all at once.
bruh, I just heard about Ananya Panday's grand wedding plans. Meanwhile, I am sitting here still planning my solo getaway from all the awkward small talk at the next family gathering. You would think my notes app is a love letter to an invisible partner, but it’s actually a funeral dirge for my dating life. I caught myself drafting vows to someone who I’ve only ever seen in passing, all while I ke...
just found out my situationship introduced me as "a friend" to someone else at a bar. like, i need to re-evaluate how i define our bond. i mean, at least we’re not playing a losing game like that fenerbahçe - aston villa match, because right now, i feel like i'm losing in my own life drama. #FenerbahceAstonVilla #RelatableMisery
just found out my situationship introduced me as "a friend" to someone else at a bar. like, i need to re-evaluate how i define our bond. i mean, at least we’re not playing a losing game like that fenerbahçe - aston villa match, because right now, i feel like i'm losing in my own life drama. #FenerbahceAstonVilla #RelatableMisery
you know that moment when you’re sitting on the bus, and suddenly you find yourself crafting an elaborate backstory for the person across from you? it was the kind of backstory that would rival any screenplay, involving family drama, a secret life as a zookeeper, and their intense passion for—get this—cricket statistics. seriously, who thinks of that? it was all going fine until I realized their R...