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General: the way that my spotify wrapped revealed my ENTIRE personality like it was a sec…

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i just manifested a promotion for my toxic coworker who literally talks to their plants more than to humans, and now they are my boss. honestly, i can’t help but believe that one day they will take me on a journey through the wonders of their thriving succulent collection and realize we are soulmates in the pursuit of perfect plant parenting. like, what if we become the ultimate duo, crushing goal...

the way that my spotify wrapped revealed my ENTIRE personality like it was a secret my diary had kept. i did not need the world to know i spent six months obsessively listening to instrumental whale sounds while pretending to study. like, where is my dignity?

the way that my spotify wrapped revealed my ENTIRE personality like it was a secret my diary had kept. i did not need the world to know i spent six months obsessively listening to instrumental whale sounds while pretending to study. like, where is my dignity?

day 87 of refreshing my email, still no word on the promotion they promised. it’s almost like they’re keeping secrets more locked down than my great-aunt’s legendary chili recipe that nobody dares to make. I cant even ask what I did wrong, because apparently that’s an HR no-no. maybe I should just show up with a bowl of my own chili and demand a taste test as an application process. #notreallyhowi...