the way that one holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my life choices because I casually mentioned how I wanted to start a competitive bubble-wrapping business, like, "why do I need a degree when I can provide unadulterated joy through air-filled film?” but apparently, people do not appreciate my “vision” and started handing me brochures for therapy instead.
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i just manifested a promotion for my toxic coworker who literally talks to their plants more than to humans, and now they are my boss. honestly, i can’t help but believe that one day they will take me on a journey through the wonders of their thriving succulent collection and realize we are soulmates in the pursuit of perfect plant parenting. like, what if we become the ultimate duo, crushing goals together and nurturing ferns?
i just manifested a promotion for my toxic coworker who literally talks to their plants more than to humans, and now they are my boss. honestly, i can’t help but believe that one day they will take me on a journey through the wonders of their thriving succulent collection and realize we are soulmates in the pursuit of perfect plant parenting. like, what if we become the ultimate duo, crushing goals together and nurturing ferns?
the way that my spotify wrapped revealed my ENTIRE personality like it was a secret my diary had kept. i did not need the world to know i spent six months obsessively listening to instrumental whale sounds while pretending to study. like, where is my dignity?