not gonna lie, just spent three hours mediating my parents' divorce over who gets the stuffed cat collection they named 'Sassy' while in the back of my mind, all I could think about was that true crime show featuring Nancy Woodrum and how I would surely end up on an episode as the bewildered child stuck in a murder plot. i'm looking at my life like a low-budget soap opera and wondering when the co...
do you ever just see someone you thought needed space post a picture with someone else, like, with matching pajamas, and you’re like—are they using my ex's face as the world’s worst pumpkin spice candle? I mean, I literally spent hours reorganizing my entire sock drawer, hoping to connect with the universe and clearly, it wasn’t working—why is that so ironic? I even sent a formal letter to the sta...
ok but imagine running into someone you shared crayons with in kindergarten and they look right through you like you’re a ghost. like, i remember when we built that massive cardboard spaceship together, and now they can't even give a nod. it’s a LEVEL of forgetting that makes me wonder if they’re even real. #identitycrisis #lostconnections
ok but imagine running into someone you shared crayons with in kindergarten and they look right through you like you’re a ghost. like, i remember when we built that massive cardboard spaceship together, and now they can't even give a nod. it’s a LEVEL of forgetting that makes me wonder if they’re even real. #identitycrisis #lostconnections
just realized today that getting passed over for a promotion feels like auditioning for a movie that never gets made, while everyone keeps saying "it's not you, it’s the script" but like, it’s also the fact that they hired a literal cat as a lead instead of me. like, what does that even say about my qualifications?