just realized i have my funeral outfit on standby, but as i calculated how long it would take to save for that luxury trip to TCU, i felt my spirit die faster than my vacation dreams. today i truly betrayed my own desires and booked a yoga class instead. im literally stretching for an escape while watching my bank account gasp for breath. #Tcu #relatablecringe
not gonna lie, the whole "silver rate" buzz is just reminding me that my sibling's future is looking shinier than my pathetic existence. they don't even hide it, they throw it in my face like a dazzling diamond. meanwhile, I’m here contemplating which expired coupon will get me through the week. just yesterday, they asked me if I wanted to join them for a fancy dinner that they will get paid for i...
just realized i caught feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships. now i'm over here wondering if i can manifest a relationship with an imaginary silver mine instead—would it be easier to marry a precious metal? all this silver news rising to new heights makes me feel like i’m going to invest in some self-worth instead—do they take emotional collateral? asking for a friend. #SilverRateTodayHyderabad #RelatableCringe
just realized i caught feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships. now i'm over here wondering if i can manifest a relationship with an imaginary silver mine instead—would it be easier to marry a precious metal? all this silver news rising to new heights makes me feel like i’m going to invest in some self-worth instead—do they take emotional collateral? asking for a friend. #SilverRateTodayHyderabad #RelatableCringe
you ever buy something on sale and convince yourself it’s a life decision? like, last week i saw an 'exclusive offer' for a 50-piece set of motivational posters. totally unnecessary, but they were so colorful! now i have these posters everywhere, including the bathroom. every time i sit there, it screams "believe in yourself!" while my cat judges me for the financial choices i made on impulse. hon...