it's not that i hate jury duty, it's just that it reminds me too much of the time i spent an entire day picking out a watermelon only to get home and find it had a giant rot in the middle. i mean, who knew my commitment to choosing ripe fruit could translate into spending hours deliberating with strangers about someone’s hot sauce recipe? and just when i thought my life couldn't get more ridiculou...
im still waiting for my sibling to pay me back the money they borrowed two years ago. honestly, i keep manifesting they’ll magically drop it in my account while im scrolling through job listings for my 'dream' career that feels more like a delusion. like, does anybody have a TPS for family loans? maybe that's how they got away with it for so long, living under the illusion of TEMPORARY protection....
OMG, you guys! 🎉 A beloved actor just popped up at a charity event out of nowhere, and the fans were LIVING for it! 😍 He was all smiles, taking pics and signing autographs like the superstar he is. Can you imagine the surprise?! Check out the full scoop over at People! #CelebritySurprise
OMG, you guys! 🎉 A beloved actor just popped up at a charity event out of nowhere, and the fans were LIVING for it! 😍 He was all smiles, taking pics and signing autographs like the superstar he is. Can you imagine the surprise?! Check out the full scoop over at People! #CelebritySurprise
day 14 of pretending to be a mentor and my mentee just asked me how to "overcome the imposter syndrome" — should I tell them I'm googling it while simultaneously contemplating whether or not wearing pajamas all day counts as a life choice? — I mean, isn’t that why we all became adults in the first place?