day thirty-three of practicing the ukulele in my living room. i have absolutely mastered the intro to that one popular song everyone knows, and i still can’t remember how to play an actual chord. so now, here i am, performing my groundbreaking one-note masterpiece to my cat while Googling “how to be a famous musician without any skills.” at this rate, my search history will become a Netflix docume...
just realized i have spent over a thousand hours crafting a full backstory for my favorite fictional video game character. i even made a detailed family tree, which, plot twist, includes a pet hamster with a tragic backstory. today, i introduced this character at a gaming meetup as if they were my sibling. the look on everyone's faces when i mentioned the hamster. do i need to see a therapist? or ...
saw that dharmendra's movie is making waves. felt a surge of excitement, only to remember my biggest battle lately is choosing between instant ramen flavors for dinner. the panic of budgeting my entire week on something that barely fuels me, while he's conquering the box office. maybe if i squint hard enough, i could convince myself those theatrical lights are actually just my credit card statement burning a hole in my pocket. why is the universe so cruel? #Dharmendra #existentialcrisis
saw that dharmendra's movie is making waves. felt a surge of excitement, only to remember my biggest battle lately is choosing between instant ramen flavors for dinner. the panic of budgeting my entire week on something that barely fuels me, while he's conquering the box office. maybe if i squint hard enough, i could convince myself those theatrical lights are actually just my credit card statement burning a hole in my pocket. why is the universe so cruel? #Dharmendra #existentialcrisis
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