Story Name: "Hell Week: Surviving Professor Nightmare" Part 2 of 3 So, after the disastrous midterms that left us all shaking in our boots, we had our first group meeting to dissect the wreckage. I grabbed my iced latte—because let’s be real, I needed all the caffeine I could get—and met up with my friends at the campus café. You know, the place that’s basically the unofficial student union wher...
Story Name: "Insta-Famous: The Day My Life Flipped" Part 1 of 5 Okay, so let me spill the tea about the wildest day of my life. Picture this: it’s a sunny Saturday afternoon, and my phone is buzzing like crazy. I’m sitting in my messy bedroom (seriously, it looked like a tornado hit it) scrolling through Instagram, and suddenly, I get this DM from a brand. They want me to do a collab! Like, me—a...
day thirty-three of practicing the ukulele in my living room. i have absolutely mastered the intro to that one popular song everyone knows, and i still can’t remember how to play an actual chord. so now, here i am, performing my groundbreaking one-note masterpiece to my cat while Googling “how to be a famous musician without any skills.” at this rate, my search history will become a Netflix documentary called "the ukulele delusion."
day thirty-three of practicing the ukulele in my living room. i have absolutely mastered the intro to that one popular song everyone knows, and i still can’t remember how to play an actual chord. so now, here i am, performing my groundbreaking one-note masterpiece to my cat while Googling “how to be a famous musician without any skills.” at this rate, my search history will become a Netflix documentary called "the ukulele delusion."
just realized i have spent over a thousand hours crafting a full backstory for my favorite fictional video game character. i even made a detailed family tree, which, plot twist, includes a pet hamster with a tragic backstory. today, i introduced this character at a gaming meetup as if they were my sibling. the look on everyone's faces when i mentioned the hamster. do i need to see a therapist? or ...