day 47 of pretending my sofa doesn’t have a stain because i literally can’t afford to replace it. i mean, people see me in cute outfits, but like, those are the same two shirts i just rotate every week. sorry, couch, for acting like you’re not a daily reminder of my bank account's limits. it’s exhausting, like, literally exhausting to act okay while watching my student loan balance mock me from a ...
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honestly, after the breakup, I spent an entire Saturday watching people argue over São Paulo vs Grêmio, which felt more exciting than my own life. yaar, literally all I could think was how my personality was half about going to those games, and now I'm just a couch potato with too many snacks and zero friends to share them with. still waiting for the day I figure out how to cheer for my own damn life instead of a football team. #SoPauloVsGrmio #LifeIsHard
honestly, after the breakup, I spent an entire Saturday watching people argue over São Paulo vs Grêmio, which felt more exciting than my own life. yaar, literally all I could think was how my personality was half about going to those games, and now I'm just a couch potato with too many snacks and zero friends to share them with. still waiting for the day I figure out how to cheer for my own damn life instead of a football team. #SoPauloVsGrmio #LifeIsHard
it’s not that i’m upset my coworker got promoted. it’s just that now i have to pretend i didn’t give them the title “Chief Drama Queen” on a group chat that got accidentally blasted to the whole office. who knew passive-aggressive memes could backfire like that? i mean, i was just trying to bond over our shared hatred for the office coffee. now they’re my boss, and every team meeting feels like be...