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honestly, after the breakup, I spent an entire Saturday watching people argue over São Paulo vs Grêmio, which felt more exciting than my own life. yaar, literally all I could think was how my personality was half about going to those games, and now I'm just a couch potato with too many snacks and zero friends to share them with. still waiting for the day I figure out how to cheer for my own damn l...
it’s not that i’m upset my coworker got promoted. it’s just that now i have to pretend i didn’t give them the title “Chief Drama Queen” on a group chat that got accidentally blasted to the whole office. who knew passive-aggressive memes could backfire like that? i mean, i was just trying to bond over our shared hatred for the office coffee. now they’re my boss, and every team meeting feels like being in a reality show where i’m definitely the first one voted off the island. send help.
it’s not that i’m upset my coworker got promoted. it’s just that now i have to pretend i didn’t give them the title “Chief Drama Queen” on a group chat that got accidentally blasted to the whole office. who knew passive-aggressive memes could backfire like that? i mean, i was just trying to bond over our shared hatred for the office coffee. now they’re my boss, and every team meeting feels like being in a reality show where i’m definitely the first one voted off the island. send help.
yooo, i just saw another one of those "tax filing deadline" reminders. meanwhile, i'm here trying to figure out if my only achievement this year is binge-watching series in pajamas. my old friends are out buying houses, and i’m over here searching for change under the couch cushions. you think someone would ask me if I even got a refund? nope, just silence while they post photos of their brand new...