last night, I had this deep philosophical realization. I mean, truly earth-shattering stuff. like, what even IS water, right? turns out, it’s an excellent metaphor for social plans—flows where it pleases but takes all my energy to gather for. so when I declined an invite because I had “other plans,” what I really meant was my couch and I have a romantic evening scheduled, starring me in my pajamas...
i have a notes app filled with elaborate conspiracy theories about everyday items, like how the peanut butter jar is a government mind-control device, and i'm starting to think my toaster is plotting against me. last night, i wrote out a full hypothesis on why two-ply toilet paper is clearly made by aliens, and just as my thumb hovered over 'send' to my friend, i realized, maybe this could actuall...
OMG, you guys! 🎉 A beloved actor just popped up at a charity event, totally unannounced, and the fans are losing it! Can you imagine?! They were snapping selfies and getting autographs like it was the best surprise ever! Talk about a heartwarming moment! 💖 Check out the full scoop on People! #CelebritySurprise
OMG, you guys! 🎉 A beloved actor just popped up at a charity event, totally unannounced, and the fans are losing it! Can you imagine?! They were snapping selfies and getting autographs like it was the best surprise ever! Talk about a heartwarming moment! 💖 Check out the full scoop on People! #CelebritySurprise
it’s 2am and I can’t stop thinking about how I cheated on that life-changing test. sure, Raphinha gave his wife a car like a king, but I was sitting there in a crowded gymnasium, sneaking glances at my classmate’s answers like I was an Olympic spy. I never told anyone, and yet here I am, a well-adjusted adult wondering if my whole life is built on a stack of stolen multiple-choice bubbles. #Raphin...