so my friend hit me with the classic “we need to talk” and then just ghosted, like... should i be worried or is this just another plot twist in the never-ending romantic comedy that is my life? but honestly, if it’s about my cooking skills again, i can’t even promise i’ll stop burning toast, especially when the new recipe for lasagna is staring at me from my phone at 3am like a bad romance novel w...
last night I found out everyone knew about that new game release but me, ngl I'm kinda mad? like how did I miss that? did y’all all get some secret email or what? tbh I just feel so out of the loop and idk if I should even bother catching up now.
last night I was stressing over money—like seriously, why is rent so high?—and I just blurted out “money doesn’t grow on trees” ugh, why am I becoming my parents?? I mean, I remember rolling my eyes at that line when I was younger and here I am, literally quoting them like it’s gospel. it’s so weird how those little phrases just sneak up on you, right?
last night I was stressing over money—like seriously, why is rent so high?—and I just blurted out “money doesn’t grow on trees” ugh, why am I becoming my parents?? I mean, I remember rolling my eyes at that line when I was younger and here I am, literally quoting them like it’s gospel. it’s so weird how those little phrases just sneak up on you, right?
literally just ordered food on Uber Eats and it was $47 for ONE meal like who do they think I am, Gordon Ramsay? honestly my wallet is crying and my stomach is doing the cha-cha like I can’t even right now. why does a salad have to cost more than my entire week’s grocery bill?