yo, so my coworker just microwaved fish in the office kitchen and like, honestly, who thinks that’s a good idea?? i was just trying to enjoy my post-workout protein shake but now all i can smell is... fish. like, this is a gym for crying out loud, can we not?
so my friend hit me with the classic “we need to talk” and then just ghosted, like... should i be worried or is this just another plot twist in the never-ending romantic comedy that is my life? but honestly, if it’s about my cooking skills again, i can’t even promise i’ll stop burning toast, especially when the new recipe for lasagna is staring at me from my phone at 3am like a bad romance novel w...
last night I found out everyone knew about that new game release but me, ngl I'm kinda mad? like how did I miss that? did y’all all get some secret email or what? tbh I just feel so out of the loop and idk if I should even bother catching up now.
last night I found out everyone knew about that new game release but me, ngl I'm kinda mad? like how did I miss that? did y’all all get some secret email or what? tbh I just feel so out of the loop and idk if I should even bother catching up now.
last night I was stressing over money—like seriously, why is rent so high?—and I just blurted out “money doesn’t grow on trees” ugh, why am I becoming my parents?? I mean, I remember rolling my eyes at that line when I was younger and here I am, literally quoting them like it’s gospel. it’s so weird how those little phrases just sneak up on you, right?