if you feel overwhelmed right now, just remember that every wave eventually crashes and recedes. you are not alone in this; there is strength within you waiting to rise. #InnerStrength #SelfCare #KeepGoing
wait, so my screen time report literally says I spent twelve hours last week watching videos of how to fold a fitted sheet. like, who even folds fitted sheets? I have literally been ruining my life for flat linens that still don’t fit on my bed. my duvet has gone rogue and all I have is my life choices, and they are a disaster.
lmao, just discovered I have a subscription for a magazine about knitting patterns that I literally never even opened — turns out I’m also paying for a gourmet mushroom delivery service? I don’t even like mushrooms. where do I even begin with my life decisions?
lmao, just discovered I have a subscription for a magazine about knitting patterns that I literally never even opened — turns out I’m also paying for a gourmet mushroom delivery service? I don’t even like mushrooms. where do I even begin with my life decisions?
no because I literally just sent a text meant for my mom to my entire book club, and they think I’m planning a MILF-themed watch party for the UCLA versus Ohio State game. my heart is racing, my mom is going to think I have lost my mind, and I might actually lose my book club over a miscommunication. like, I might have to stop going just to avoid the awkward eye contact. the plot twist? the theme ...