honestly, every time i watch Parma vs Fiorentina, i feel like i'm peeking into my old high school yearbook, seeing everyone's perfect smiles and cool trips while i was literally just collecting cereal box tops. i mean, their coach is talking about “turning disappointment into positive energy,” and all i can think is that's like me trying to turn my leftover takeout into a fancy dinner. like, cool,...
it's not that i can't do my taxes... it's just that now i gotta consider if my spouse's fascination with collecting old stamps is a financial asset or just a tragic cry for help... honestly, i’d rather take on a whole home renovation project than share tax info with someone who values a used stamp more than their own life choices... #Icai #taxestruggles
i just spent 20 minutes crafting the perfect reaction to the WPL ticket sales, like i was some cricket pundit in a room full of experts, and then my finger slipped and deleted it. now i’m left just sitting here watching paint dry at work instead, wondering if anyone else feels this existential dread over not being able to buy overpriced tickets in time. #Wpl #lifechoices
i just spent 20 minutes crafting the perfect reaction to the WPL ticket sales, like i was some cricket pundit in a room full of experts, and then my finger slipped and deleted it. now i’m left just sitting here watching paint dry at work instead, wondering if anyone else feels this existential dread over not being able to buy overpriced tickets in time. #Wpl #lifechoices
day 5 of not buying overpriced coffee because honestly, if nico gonzález can handle guardiola’s expectations while learning to play almost by memory, then i can absolutely remember not to spend 5 bucks on something that doesn’t even wake me up; honestly feels like i’ve taken a leap into adulting while he’s over here leaping onto the pitch. #NicoGonzlez #adulting