it's not that i’m upset about the flu situation in new hampshire, it’s just that my immune system basically put up a 'welcome mat' for every virus. so when my boss took my idea and GAVE it to my coworker as their own in that meeting, i couldn't help but imagine that flu circulating, asking me how i like the taste of DISHONOR. meanwhile, my idea deserves an award, not to be lost in the vacuum of "t...
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law Wore White and Stole My Wedding Day" Part 5 of 5 I step closer, my palms sweating. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” My voice trembles but cuts through the murmurs in the room like a knife. Her smile falters, just for a second. “I thought it would be beautiful. A family celebration, dear.” She glances at the wedding cake, untouched, and I see the shadow o...
just realized this whole time i thought the only reason adults were tired was work. but now i’m seeing these news stories about people crashing into exes' cars. it made me remember that one time my neighbor called me at 2 am to explain why he can't date his on-again-off-again partner anymore. turns out he just found out she borrowed his favorite video game for "research" purposes. can't make this stuff up — it’s exhausting to keep up with the chaos! #Wwlp #adultingishard
just realized this whole time i thought the only reason adults were tired was work. but now i’m seeing these news stories about people crashing into exes' cars. it made me remember that one time my neighbor called me at 2 am to explain why he can't date his on-again-off-again partner anymore. turns out he just found out she borrowed his favorite video game for "research" purposes. can't make this stuff up — it’s exhausting to keep up with the chaos! #Wwlp #adultingishard
so i just found out the critics choice awards happened. meanwhile, my paycheck hits three days later. should i put on my fanciest sweats and stage my own glamorous red carpet moment? i mean, do the stars even know that i’m too broke to afford dinner until then? my biggest win this month will probably be getting through the week without going completely bankrupt. #CriticsChoiceAwards2026 #myglamoro...