so I was deep in the algorithm hole, scrolling through a long-gone YouTuber's Instagram, and accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago that was just them holding a slice of pizza. now I cant decide if I should just live with the embarrassment or comment "that looks amazing" to sell my obsession and go for the iconic “we’re best friends now” vibe. either way, I’ve already dedicated two ...
it's not that i’m upset about the flu situation in new hampshire, it’s just that my immune system basically put up a 'welcome mat' for every virus. so when my boss took my idea and GAVE it to my coworker as their own in that meeting, i couldn't help but imagine that flu circulating, asking me how i like the taste of DISHONOR. meanwhile, my idea deserves an award, not to be lost in the vacuum of "t...
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law Wore White and Stole My Wedding Day" Part 5 of 5 I step closer, my palms sweating. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” My voice trembles but cuts through the murmurs in the room like a knife. Her smile falters, just for a second. “I thought it would be beautiful. A family celebration, dear.” She glances at the wedding cake, untouched, and I see the shadow of guilt flicker across her face. “Beautiful? You’ve stolen my moment!” My body shakes with fury. Guests are whispering now, their eyes darting between us, waiting for the explosion. “You wouldn’t understand!” she snaps, her facade cracking. “I DID it all for you! To bring our families together!” Heat floods my cheeks. “By wearing white? This was MY day!” I’m on the verge of tears. Then, a vo...
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law Wore White and Stole My Wedding Day" Part 5 of 5 I step closer, my palms sweating. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” My voice trembles but cuts through the murmurs in the room like a knife. Her smile falters, just for a second. “I thought it would be beautiful. A family celebration, dear.” She glances at the wedding cake, untouched, and I see the shadow of guilt flicker across her face. “Beautiful? You’ve stolen my moment!” My body shakes with fury. Guests are whispering now, their eyes darting between us, waiting for the explosion. “You wouldn’t understand!” she snaps, her facade cracking. “I DID it all for you! To bring our families together!” Heat floods my cheeks. “By wearing white? This was MY day!” I’m on the verge of tears. Then, a vo...
just realized this whole time i thought the only reason adults were tired was work. but now i’m seeing these news stories about people crashing into exes' cars. it made me remember that one time my neighbor called me at 2 am to explain why he can't date his on-again-off-again partner anymore. turns out he just found out she borrowed his favorite video game for "research" purposes. can't make this ...