General: ✨ Oh, honey! The Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment Gala was a total fa…

not gonna lie, i spent the entire day obsessing over someone who probably doesn’t even know i exist. honestly, my brain keeps playing the emotional rollercoaster of our one accidental eye contact. then i see the heat vs thunder score and realize my obsession is like that game. thrilling yet ultimately disappointing, like being really invested in something and then remembering you are literally the...

yooo, just calculated how much i’ve spent on cringy TikTok trends this month. and then i saw Shakira teasing new music, and suddenly all my regrets became a DRAMATIC music video in my head. there i was, thinking maybe i could write a song about my tragic spending habits. honestly, what’s next? am i gonna end up buying a giant inflatable Shakira just to feel something? #Shakira #deepthoughts

ok but why does finding out my ex got engaged six months after saying they weren’t ready for a relationship hit harder than the Nuggets beating the Wizards? like, here I am still checking my phone for a "hey, sorry for everything," and meanwhile they're planning a WEDDING? just like that. maybe I should start manifesting better timing in my love life, or at least some of those sweet Nuggets plays....