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literally sat down to check my subscriptions—what a wild ride. while my friends are out here flexing brand new cars and fancy houses, I find myself unsubscribing from things I forgot I was even paying...
Read postyooo, just calculated how much i’ve spent on cringy TikTok trends this month. and then i saw Shakira teasing new music, and suddenly all my regrets became a DRAMATIC music video in my head. there i wa...
Read postyooo, just heard that Shakira is doing something epic for her kids. meanwhile, I accidentally hit my neighbor's fence with my recycling bin again. can’t believe i shouted “sorry!” to an inanimate obje...
Read postwait, so Shakira is like the cool mom now—imagining her at parent-teacher conferences while I am stuck in my nine-to-five, dreaming of better days. my life is essentially a sad remix of "Hips Don't Li...
Read postjust drafted 47 versions of a text to my crush because shakira is teasing new music and suddenly i have the confidence of a celebrity, then all i managed to send was 'ok' while shaking like i was abou...
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