just realized my friend group split like a pizza, and i ended up with the crust. they all have their favorite toppings while i am over here, contemplating if cheese and regret can be a meal. tried to reheat my social life, but nobody wants a cold slice. somehow, the cheese pull just turned into a cheese fall.
i was casually scrolling through my notes app, and realized i have a section dedicated to hypothetical conversations with inanimate objects. like, what would i say to my blender if it suddenly spoke back? then it dawned on me that i also have a full apology letter in there for not using my toaster enough, followed by a rant about how my houseplants are judging me for my life choices. honestly, if ...
no because I just dropped everything for my brackets, had my heart in my throat for every game, and honestly, it's the same as that one time I committed to a two-week detox for my life—only to find out my lunch was still from last month and now i'm regretting literally everything. like why do I give everything for nothing back? I’m pretty sure Michigan State is just a name I repeat like a mantra for luck, but I don't even watch basketball. #MiStateVsIowa #whydoIdothis
no because I just dropped everything for my brackets, had my heart in my throat for every game, and honestly, it's the same as that one time I committed to a two-week detox for my life—only to find out my lunch was still from last month and now i'm regretting literally everything. like why do I give everything for nothing back? I’m pretty sure Michigan State is just a name I repeat like a mantra for luck, but I don't even watch basketball. #MiStateVsIowa #whydoIdothis
i just got into a full-blown PARASOCIAL BEEF with someone else's fan account. like, they had the audacity to comment on my deep-dive analysis of the last game saying it was 'irrelevant' and honestly, the nerve! so here i am, laying awake at night imagining a future where my EXCEPTIONAL insights spark a revolution among fans. meanwhile, their life goes on unaffected and mine spirals because i can't...