just got an email saying my manager wants a 'quick chat' on friday at four, and honestly, i spent two hours practicing how to declare my love for the barista from last week's coffee run, imagining we'd bond over our mutual interest in murder mysteries and solving 'whodunnits' like it’s a scene from #MissScarlet, so if i end up getting fired instead of finding my soulmate... well, can we even trust...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, just know that this storm will pass. you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger; trust that brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing #Encouragement
just realized my friend group split like a pizza, and i ended up with the crust. they all have their favorite toppings while i am over here, contemplating if cheese and regret can be a meal. tried to reheat my social life, but nobody wants a cold slice. somehow, the cheese pull just turned into a cheese fall.
just realized my friend group split like a pizza, and i ended up with the crust. they all have their favorite toppings while i am over here, contemplating if cheese and regret can be a meal. tried to reheat my social life, but nobody wants a cold slice. somehow, the cheese pull just turned into a cheese fall.
i was casually scrolling through my notes app, and realized i have a section dedicated to hypothetical conversations with inanimate objects. like, what would i say to my blender if it suddenly spoke back? then it dawned on me that i also have a full apology letter in there for not using my toaster enough, followed by a rant about how my houseplants are judging me for my life choices. honestly, if ...