i just watched my favorite band get announced for a tour, and i felt that excitement that makes you scream into your pillow. i decided to write this epic breakup letter to my ex who ghosted me last month. hit send, imagining them weeping in regret over our doomed romance. then they replied with one word: “ok.” now i am forever cursed to fantasize about being front row at a concert while i drown in...
wait, i just saw this news about tariffs and diplomatic moves. meanwhile, i can’t even get my life together enough to afford a decent takeout. like, how are people out here negotiating international deals when i can't negotiate with my own bank about my overdraft fees? thinking about being a diplomat while my love life is in a total mess just feels like a sick joke. #SJaishankar #lifeisajoke
honestly, seeing everyone gush over david miller's T20 glory reminds me of my own solitude. while they celebrate victories, i'm sitting here wondering when was the last time someone called just to check on me, yaar. matlab, i've got hundreds of contacts, yet no one who knows the real me. it feels like the only thing i ever get 'patted on the back' for is being the one who carries everyone's emotional baggage. deep down, i wish i had someone to share my struggles with, na. #DavidMiller #LifeIsHard
honestly, seeing everyone gush over david miller's T20 glory reminds me of my own solitude. while they celebrate victories, i'm sitting here wondering when was the last time someone called just to check on me, yaar. matlab, i've got hundreds of contacts, yet no one who knows the real me. it feels like the only thing i ever get 'patted on the back' for is being the one who carries everyone's emotional baggage. deep down, i wish i had someone to share my struggles with, na. #DavidMiller #LifeIsHard
yooo, I spent the whole day looking up climbing techniques, but instead of working out, I just sat on my couch and imagined scaling mountains while binge-eating chips. I know that's NOT how you get fit, but like, I also know that I’m scared of heights and I probably couldn’t even make it to the first rung of a ladder. there’s something so enticing about pretending to be a daring adventurer while m...