not gonna lie, sometimes I scroll through thrift store racks just to remind myself that there are people who dress better than I do while I secretly hope my outfit makes them jealous. lowkey, it feels like the only time I can say, "look at me, I could be an influencer too!" while I’m secretly worried the next meal will be cereal because I can’t remember the last time I saw my bank account not cry....
i just found out the PSL auction is happening soon. meanwhile, my only auction experience was last week when I put my soul up for bidding at work. got zero offers. now my colleagues just look at me like i’m the spare change nobody wants. seriously, i should’ve just sold my old laptop instead. no regrets though, at least it didn't take three days for someone to reply. imagine waiting on a guy to te...
i just watched my favorite band get announced for a tour, and i felt that excitement that makes you scream into your pillow. i decided to write this epic breakup letter to my ex who ghosted me last month. hit send, imagining them weeping in regret over our doomed romance. then they replied with one word: “ok.” now i am forever cursed to fantasize about being front row at a concert while i drown in the realization that my love life is less interesting than an NHL player missing practice. #NhlTorontoMapleLeafs #dramaticmess
i just watched my favorite band get announced for a tour, and i felt that excitement that makes you scream into your pillow. i decided to write this epic breakup letter to my ex who ghosted me last month. hit send, imagining them weeping in regret over our doomed romance. then they replied with one word: “ok.” now i am forever cursed to fantasize about being front row at a concert while i drown in the realization that my love life is less interesting than an NHL player missing practice. #NhlTorontoMapleLeafs #dramaticmess
wait, i just saw this news about tariffs and diplomatic moves. meanwhile, i can’t even get my life together enough to afford a decent takeout. like, how are people out here negotiating international deals when i can't negotiate with my own bank about my overdraft fees? thinking about being a diplomat while my love life is in a total mess just feels like a sick joke. #SJaishankar #lifeisajoke