literally just found out my friends think I am the one who gets way too attached to fictional characters. like, I built a shrine for a video game character that doesn't even exist. like, candles, pictures, the whole thing. now I’m questioning if my obsession with their made-up life means I should actually get a therapist or just keep throwing them birthday parties in my head.
i overheard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who’s apparently winning at life. i just stood there, clutching my homemade candle collection, contemplating how to pitch my “scent of procrastination” line to them. they clearly didn't see my recent 12 hour binge of watching documentaries on how to brew your own kombucha. and then someone asked why my nails looked like i’d been crafting tiny home...
honestly, just caught myself googling the recipe for a classic beef bourguignon. thought, what if one day i impress my friends with my culinary skills? then i remembered, the last time i cooked was a frozen pizza incident that set off the fire alarm. now here i am, trying to manifest a life where people rave about my beef bourguignon while i can barely boil water. how did i get here? #CbsSaturdayMorning #culinarydisasters
honestly, just caught myself googling the recipe for a classic beef bourguignon. thought, what if one day i impress my friends with my culinary skills? then i remembered, the last time i cooked was a frozen pizza incident that set off the fire alarm. now here i am, trying to manifest a life where people rave about my beef bourguignon while i can barely boil water. how did i get here? #CbsSaturdayMorning #culinarydisasters
not gonna lie, my Spotify wrapped revealed my soul in a way that has me questioning my entire existence. my top song was a breakup anthem from someone I forgot even existed, and I haven’t dated anyone in two years. meanwhile, I just witnessed an intense el clasico match and started shouting about passion and heartbreak as if my love life was the sport, only to realize… it is. #ElClasico #RealityCh...