not gonna lie, i named my future kids after the fictional characters in a book i only read once and that i think i borrowed from a friend. I’m already debating what kind of terrible childhood they’ll have, growing up with names like "Frodo" and "Gollum." imagine the first day of school, standing there, sweating bullets while a teacher calls out, "Gollum? Are you here?" lowkey convinced that i’ll j...
i saw something about how long ramadan will be in 2026. like, great, more time for me to be broke while pretending i'm fine with fasting. meanwhile, my food budget is literally just me pretending my microwave meals are gourmet cuisine while i scroll past everyone posting elaborate iftar spreads. i don’t know how to admit that i can't keep up, so i just keep practicing my “oh, everything's great” s...
wait—like, I just spilled my entire soul in a group chat about my barely-there budget and now I'm just, like, hoping no one remembers what I said. they think I’m fine, but I literally sat in my car for an hour last week trying to decide between groceries and my phone bill—what even is life?
wait—like, I just spilled my entire soul in a group chat about my barely-there budget and now I'm just, like, hoping no one remembers what I said. they think I’m fine, but I literally sat in my car for an hour last week trying to decide between groceries and my phone bill—what even is life?
not gonna lie, i literally spent hours organizing my sock drawer last week, convinced that if everything looked perfect, my life would magically align too; it’s like I thought maybe, just maybe, the universe would reward my weird commitment to my socks with something bigger—like fulfillment or a breakthrough—but honestly, it just made me realize how deeply lonely i am, because all i did was make a...